mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via duhlias)

stridersknowbest:

so i got in the shower right and like halfway through the shower i noticed there was a spider in the corner and the first thing out of my mouth was “first of all how dare you”.

(via roughufflepuff)

hungarian:

what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom

(via roughufflepuff)

inoriaizawa:

in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese

(via unbacioancora)

berserkr-bread:

fic where steve is having his morning run but sam is nowhere in sight so he just has to run on his own with no one to tease about how slow they are but then suddenly nyoooom “ON YOUR RIGHT” sam screams as he passes flying by and puSHES STEVE INTO THE FOUNTAIN

(via reversemormonism)

thosetwodeadboys:

so this just happened